Everything, when it becomes a obligation, becomes undesirable.

Do I desire you just because you are hard?

Is that why we play hard to get?

Or why we hate brussel sprouts?

I like my font with serifs. yes.

I'm going to invent a font with extra serifs, in places you wouldn't have thought of. It will be fantastic.

You Are the Very Gay Velma!


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Yesterday was supa-cool like whoa ( Read more... )

O, Microwave, you do a mediocre job of heating my food --
But sometimes I hear you singing to your aquatic breathren --
Are you so lonely?

My girlfriend is my perfect match. She is certainly the smartest, funniest and hottest girl in the world. I send my deepest sympathy that you have a girlfriend who is, in comparison to mine, crappy. She understands me and compliments my skills and shortcomings perfectly. Today, she clipped a strap onto my camera bag. Also, I was arranging pillows ( Read more... )

Imagine my mother, in a voice of triuphant discovery:

"I've found the problem, Hallie! She can't hug because she doesn't have any elbows! No elbows!"

I later found out that she was talking about my dog.

Okay, so I am at school. Waiting for Sarah, because I can't think of any better way to spend my life. I don't really have anything I want to report. I adopted a duck:


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I realized today that all three sylabic nouns make me want to sing them their own versions of the Thunder Cats' theme song, for example

Pasta forks are on the loose! Pasta forks are loose!

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As Stolen from Ms. Sam Gauss ( Read more... )

I think I really creeped out a St. X boy today. He had gotten off the bus and was walking past the gas station as I just finished fueling big blue car. It was raining, and I knew that the guy had a long way to walk, so I slowly rolled up next to him as he tried futily to power-walk away, rolled my window down to halfway, and said "Hey kid, I'll ( Read more... )