-People were always talking about how mean this guy was who lived on our block. But I ( Read more... )

If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo
flying across in front of a beautiful sunset?
And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak
and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet.
And also, you're drunk.

jen was horseplaying around the hotub an gave herself a black eye...hilarious

religious people have always been fucked, an they need to be stopped for good. if you cant cope with your time here without fearing the enevitable, then your wasting air, i hate weak people, an religion an beleifs are a sign of weakness to me, spend less time worrying about the only thing you cant change, an more time worrying about what you can. ( Read more... )

im gonna have to get a laptop, i talked to paul an he said it would be my best bet, i could be mobile with samples an the occasional track i dont have on wax, an if i dont like the people maybe even be shady an put on a mix an just pretend im spinning, i dunno if i could do that, but yeah laptop it is, anyone know where i might find one cheap?
-J

i have no clue who does this song, it could be anyones style but fact is its the dopest most original hard disco house track ive heard in a long time ( Read more... )

22

I act like I'm 22.
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someone get me some chinee foo
-J

tomorrow, today even, im coming into the bay to collect my check