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[imthefavorite]

Once more I find myself purely elated over the restoration of my wonted shape. Despite the divergent nature of my current predicament, I find that the juxtaposition of the distinctive quandaries has constructed a most gracious sentiment deep within my soul. Miss Bastet, I must extend to you my deepest gratitude in regard to your most altruistic

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[feathered_earth]

You have a real way with words today, Aim.

[imthefavorite]

Nay, indeed I cannot take credit for this vivid language. These expressions are not my own, and I find myself powerless to stop the crushing tide of verbosity streaming from the apex of my quill.

[feathered_earth]

Alas, what a troubling thing... I remember this happening a while ago. It sure looks pretty to read, though.

[imthefavorite]

I suppose it is the very least I can manage for only the most superlative provider of employment in the entirety of this realm.

((The poor boy was trying to be sarcastic and start banter, but he usually does that by over-exaggerating things and it's not working like this.))

[monoideist]

[.......]

Anytime would be fine.

[imthefavorite]

That would be simply exquisite.

I must extend my sincerest apologies for my current impracticable manner of communication. I assure you it is beyond my sensible means of control, and oblige you not to fret. It appears to only affect my written expression.

[monoideist]

I see. That should be fine. When would you care to meet?

[...Aim's writing makes him want to use less words.]

[imthefavorite]

It would be most opportune if you would concur to congregate within a concealed domain. Despite its meager accommodations, you are welcome to convene with me in my own lodgings in the lowest sector of the residential sections. As mentioned previously, I too am at liberty to do as I please upon the striking of the hour before twilight.

[felinemystique]

Don't worry about it. I'm glad I could help.

[imthefavorite]

My desire to express my gratitude will not so easily be put asunder. You made it quite apparent with your proceedings whilst we were preoccupied with our infantile forms that you are not lacking any ignorance to my obdurate nature. I will have you know, given that the nuisance of my fragility no longer weakens me, I will not be so effortlessly persuaded to discount my primary intentions. I simply plead that you retain the muse of my offering, and extend a hopeful hand in my direction the next time you are in need.

[felinemystique]

...you're terribly obdurate, yes. It's such a trial dealing with you.

But now that you mention it I do have a question. When you deloa disloa take the bullets out of a gun, there can still be one left in the *pause as she tries to remember the word* chamber, right?

[imthefavorite]

I regret to say that I would require more information prior to having the ability to provide you with a proper answer to your query. Different specimens of firearm require specific, precise instructions on how to observe suitable safety procedures. If only you would be so kind as to bequeath me the specifications pertaining to the particular firearm you wish to unload, I would take delight in assisting you. Otherwise, if you would so prefer, I could take it upon myself to seek you out and complete the task on your behalf.

[datswhatshesaid]

Blah blah BLAHHH. I think my eyes feel asleep while reading that. Or... trying to.

If you want people to really listen to you, you need to say things that will get their attention and won't put them to sleep. So if I went outside and yelled "Look! Everyone! That house is on fire!" people would look up. Do you see what I'm saying?

[imthefavorite]

Sorry to disappoint you, but my intentions in regard to writing this were by no means targeted at retrieving the consideration of anyone other than those specified by name. I do however comprehend your words with full concurrence. Do not be mistaken; if the circumstance were yet within my realm of influence, I would endeavour to lay my script in a considerably more concise and comprehensible manner. Please rest assured that with each tedious remark that streams from my quill, there is little I desire more than to travel to the nearest eatery, procure a sizeable sharp utensil, and with it remove the offensive extremity that will not cease in making my appear to be a flamboyant fop.

[datswhatshesaid]

BLAHH. I didn't read a word of that. It's just... Okay, how about this. Say you were walking along, and a five-year old came up to you. And... You need to talk to them. How would you talk?