[10] 086. Ten things you would never ever do.

[imtheguyforyou]

1. Play professional basketball.
2. Write a pornographic novel.
3. Wear a dress made by Brooke Davis.
4. Sing a song for Peyton's label -- I can't sing.
5. Let down J-Luke.
6. Forgive Dan.
7. Endanger my mother's life again.
8. Strip on stage.
9. Do anything even remotely inappropriate with Nathan.
10. Leave Lindsey at the altar.

Comments

[chosendarkness]

3. Awww come on Luke, I bet you'd look cute.
4. Who says I'd even sign you?
8. That's too bad.
9. I would definitely hope not.

[imtheguyforyou]

3. It would look...off.
4. I do a mean Don't Stop Believin' - in the shower.
8. Nothing you haven't seen before.
9. I know not!

[pretty_girl]

I bet you do #3 while doing #2 ALL the time...

[imtheguyforyou]

Yes, Brooke. And Lindsey tapes it.

[pretty_girl]

Okay, now THAT is what's called too much information, Lucas.

[imtheguyforyou]

Okay, now THAT is what's called a joke, Brooke.