You are so fucking sly. Give it up already, I know your game. Because it's just so unrealistic for such a socially awkward weirdo like Liz Lemon to have boyfriends who get handsomer as the series progresses. How the hell did you get someone as beautiful as James Marsden to be your character's love interest? Doesn't really matter, but I need to see ( Read more... )

ANDREW GOLDMAN: You've long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
BARNEY FRANK: No.

GOLDMAN: Why not?
FRANK: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?

GOLDMAN: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don't smoke it.
FRANK: Do you think ( Read more... )

lawl yeah, I have more. Sometimes it just snowballs and I don't bother to write it down, but I guess I might as well finish where I left off.

( cut to save you the length of my rant )

So because there were inconsistent hiatuses the last few weeks, I just waited 'til now to catch up with Fairy Tail and One Piece.

I think the only appropriate response after a certain FT chapter is:
HOLY SHIT, HELLO FANSERVICEI don't really wanna spoil it, but I'll say that I kinda shipped the pairing, just not very intensely. However, now that ( Read more... )

omgah I need to watch the Doctor Who Christmas special. WHY MUST MY PARENTS' INTERNET BE SLOW AS FUCK DDD=

... also needa wait to watch it with the bestie.

Damn it, gotta figure out the logistics for this.

( omg WHY D= )

MAKING GUMMY SHOT GLASSES AT 4 IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I'M BORED. I DON'T EVEN DRINK ALCOHOL LOLOLOLOLOL DD4LYFEEEE

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Saw The Muppets yesterday. ABSOLUTELY PHENOMENAL. PLUS, THERE WAS A TRAILER FOR BRAVE AND A TOY STORY TOON BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTED. So much fourth wall breaking, it was awesome. AND THE SONGS. OMG. THE SONGS. YOU CAN TOTALLY TELL A LOT OF 'EM WERE WRITTEN BY FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS. I NEED THE SOUNDTRACK NAO ( Read more... )

That weekend before Halloween, I went back home to check up on the house since the 'rents were in the homeland for a month. Nothing was on so I ended up torturing myself by watching Twilight while doing laundry.

Ho. Ly. Shitballs.

I know it's a reoccurring joke around the interwebz that the vampires sparkle, but I thought that shit was a fucking ( Read more... )

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That time-skip was so fucking pointless. Whatta fucking cop-out.