I permed my hair. It is awesome.

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I finally know what ranch dressing is made of. What a relief.

I hate work. I hate it so much, they might make me a manager.

I look like one big bed sheet because of all these darn pillow marks. That's right, I sleep 'til noon, y'all.

Emily departed on me this bit of wisdom last night:

Democrats are OK with killing babies, but not criminals. Republicans are OK with killing criminals, but not babies.

Crazy!

I got off work early, and now I'm bored. Balls. Where is everyone?!?!

Man, Texas is awesome. At least Austin is. Everyone here is nice, they'll make eye contact and introduce themselves and talk to you, and they don't even care that you're from out of town. And the Mexican food is real Mexican food, and the Tex-Mex is real Tex-Mex, and you can buy belt buckles and bull horns from cute cowboys, and go swimming in 30- ( Read more... )

I am SO awesome at making an ass of myself when I'm drunk. Yeah.

So yesterday, as we were leaving Waffle House (yes, the one I used to work at), Will was like, "what are you doing tonight ( Read more... )

Right now, I'm quite distressed that I had to miss the season finale of LOST. But I've missed the entire season 2 of lost up to this point, so it probably wouldn't have worked out anyway. Oh well, I will just rent it when it comes out and watch it all at once ( Read more... )