my lil bro (from the fraternity) and myself decided to say  "Fuck it " to spring break in mexico. We came up with a brilliant idea to go to Germany and stay in a hostel and travel to amsterdamn to have fun, then eventually get kicked out of Europe. I looked at the prices, and it is pretty fucking cheap. We came up with these brilliant idea after ( Read more... )

    my roomate and i decide that we are bored and we wanted to investigate our alligations on another fraternity. He believed that one fraternity stole his pressure washer, and i was that antagonist to push him.  so we "hop" the fence at our suspecting fraternity house. we look around that back yard and lo and behold.... no pressure washer. But we ( Read more... )

this was the weekend before the 4th of july. I was hanging out/drinking over at sig ep like i usually do when my buddy chaney gets a call. he looks at me and says "the guys are coming over and we're drinking brent". so i was in an upidy spirit. so we start playing asshole and one of the guys gets a call about a party "guys, lets go to this ( Read more... )

yes, if i said it. I hate pike. Not some of the guys, just the fraternity as a whole. I'll do anything to ruin their day. As i did in the summer unintentionally. I would like to thank my roomie for all the help ( Read more... )

ok, so as summer is summer in fresno there was one weekend where everything seemed different. In the summer girls disapear from sorority mall, but girls were there, like hundreds of them, and i have never seen them before, and they were all hot. I soon find out that all of them are alpha xi delta's from sonoma state.

the last night of their visit in ( Read more... )

i havent done this in over a year, since myspace and facebook have consumed my entire life. but for now on i will post funny stories that happen to me. Hopefully i can make a book about my sorry ass stories like Tucker Max and make millions ( Read more... )

this summer has been different than last year, but i need to keep a track on what has happened (its only been a week ( Read more... )

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last night was a whole lot better than the night before. I made a JUG full of killer koolaid ( Read more... )