i made number 2 for best humor post for this web-site that i write for.

"but james, second place is the first loser!"

then stick a pipe in my mouth and call me a fucking loser, because i love it.

i'll make it at number one soon. it's all a popularity contest and i just joined the site a few months ago.

-jackie chan

i'm no longer going to post anymore. don't get me wrong, i'll continue to write. but it'll be strictly for myself, not viewable by the public. after all, i think i only had something like 2 readers, anyway.

so yeah, maybe someday i'll get this shit published.

until then...

hasta luego,

jem.

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