( dreams pt.1 )

Today I saw a pair twins. They were women of about 70 years old. They had short hair and matching outfits. I was on my bike going to Trader Joes and they were walking around the shopping center on John Daly Blvd. It was so cute.

In part of my dreams last night I got my armpit hair trimmed professionally.

Where the hell is Shellby?

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( Brett &Jake )

I feel insane.

It smells like dirty wet dog, and I think it's something someone's cooking in my apartment complex. It has made my whole place stink. :(

( John Wayne Gacy, Jr. )

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