YALL SUCK DICK

yes, i am licensed to kill...why do you ask? arent you a drycleaners ( Read more... )

Reply to this post and I'll tell you something I adore about you.

Afterwards, copy and paste this into your own journal to do the same.

quick like bunnies!

i am fuuuuurios ( Read more... )

fitty said it. if i had a phallus, its how id ask for a blowjob. m&m ad campaing innuendo WOOOOOOOOO ( Read more... )

OH IT DIDNT JUST GO GOOD ( Read more... )

yesterday i had the brilliant idea to take some psychedelic drugs before and during my comp exam today. i thought and thought about it, but then i fell asleep. i had dreams that really freaked me out. they were about linear algebra, and then another about programming. i woke up at 5 am and decided ive had enough unquality sleep. i made a decision ( Read more... )

hello chums

it appears as though im going to cuba after exams. alone. i am extatic as it is, however id really like for someone to come with me. im going for a week, ~$1000. if you can and want to...oh that would be so nice.

ps. i dont have tickets yet, but they will be bought pronto.

have you even noticed how the skin on peoples eyelids sags on the right one because theyre right handed and thats the eye that gets rubbed? next time youre around people, take a look ( Read more... )

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