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[inaccuracies]

Eesh, planning this wedding party is giving me a migraine. Jean and I want to have it at Open End Gallery, and the dudes there are down, but they are currently negotiating with city lawyers to keep their gallery license. Apparently the neighborhood was recently re-zoned not to allow galleries, which makes no sense at all. Anyway, they hope to have

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[noherehere]

that last bit made me laugh LOUDLY in the library
got *the look* from a few patrons
ha

[inaccuracies]

whoa i just re-read that and I dont want to give the impression that we plan on actually shaking the baby. i hear that is bad.

[carpenters]

yeah, it kills them. people have gone to jail beacuse they didnt know to not do that. also, dont feed it honey, FOR SERIOUS!

[dragonaut]

really? i didn't know about the honey thing. good to know...

[carpenters]

JESUS. im mean

WHAT THE FUCK.

thats beautiful, man.

[inaccuracies]

are you sure you arent thinking about gremlins? i keep thinking of baby-raising rules to follow and then thinking, "wait no, thats gremlins"

[dragonaut]

still, even if its not a gremlin, its probably a good idea not to throw the baby into a pool...

[go_nomad]

(painfull suppression of laughter)...no the honey thing IS for serious. their "anti-bodies" aren't strong enough to handle the minute amount of diseases the bees leave in it for at least 2 or 3 years...but this might just be unpasturized honey. i can't remember.

i think once i hear what sex it is my mind might just blow into a million little pieces. this may be the coolest thing that has ever happened IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

[inaccuracies]

jenna you are the real million little pieces

[notorious]

evan, life is so wonderful. we are all so lucky. family and friends and babies and everything.

[rearwindow]

evan, i wish mike and i could be there and all!

[inaccuracies]

me too. We'll bring the baby over there as soon as (s)he gets the travel bug

[go_nomad]

this will happen...woodward.