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So the smoking gun got hold of a memo from ABC regarding that awful show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. Said memo included the email contact for the producer, so I sent her the following e-mail. I am a self-righteous asshole, but...we knew this ( Read more... )

I actually enjoying the fact that my weekends have shifted; from bouts of all night drinking bookended by sleeping all day, to going to bed early every night and actually getting things done during the day. This weekend I reserved $200 in fancy beer, DJ equipment and PA setup, bought a jacket and some new pants, helped Jean find a bunch of ( Read more... )

Just to let you guys know, Mike Petillo was the first to make this joke, approximately ten minutes after we found out our baby is going to be a boy. Like most great men, he entered the world consciousness scrotum-first. Start knitting things in blue ( Read more... )

If you're like me, you're still reeling from the sight of Three Six Mafia on the friggin Oscars. I kept waiting for the camera to pan to Helena Bonham Carter or Paul Giamatti awkwardly head-bobbing along. I felt pretty out of touch when Crash won best picture. I thought that was the movie where Linda Fiorentino could only get off in car crashes. No ( Read more... )

The wedding party will be on April 1st, a Saturday. No fooling. Be here!

The honeymoon weekend was fa-rozen, but lovely. Jean and I watched 6 hours of project runway and several hockey games. I want a Swedish national team hockey jersey for my birthday. We got a car and a kitchenaid mixer!

So, the Jean and I are married. Officially! We cracked up when the judge was reading the "And do you, Evan..." parts. I forgot to do my Jeezy Yeahhhhhhh, instead of "I do". Ok, I was never going to do that ( Read more... )

Jean and I get married tomorrow! We're already wearing the rings, but tomorrow we put them on each other. I feel like I'm at the very top of the mountain ( Read more... )

Eesh, planning this wedding party is giving me a migraine. Jean and I want to have it at Open End Gallery, and the dudes there are down, but they are currently negotiating with city lawyers to keep their gallery license. Apparently the neighborhood was recently re-zoned not to allow galleries, which makes no sense at all. Anyway, they hope to have ( Read more... )

OK. I have consulted with Anthony and the only explanation for the haunted coffee incident is that my coffeemaker was temporarily embodied by the recently-departed spirit of Nam June Paik. I experienced a fluxus event for breakfast.

RIP Nam June Paik