the bull figures out the usual suspects;

[inachinashop]

- Wonderlanders (not Vegas)
- Neverlanders
- Pan
- Karisma
- Edwina (???)
- Jonas

Bob told me these are the people I got to keep an extra good eye on, so I wanted to tell you guys that I'm going to watch you real careful!

Except Miss Goldberg, cuz I don't think Bob meant her when he said Neverlanders!

Comments

[redheartedqueen]

So nice to see that Bob still loves me. How are you doing, Mr. John?

[inachinashop]

He says you make some mighty fine tarts!

I'm doing just fine, thank you for asking. I never thought just how many Tales there are though, its a lot to be trying to keep track of!

[redheartedqueen]

[inachinashop]

Okey doke!

I'll be sure to remember all that.

[priceonyourhead]

Excuse me, sir.

[inachinashop]

You're excused, Mister Benson!

[priceonyourhead]

While I certainly raised hell in my younger years, I am no usual suspect.

[inachinashop]

I didn't say you were, sir!

I'm just saying this is what Bob tells me, and since he did this job before me, I got to pay attention to his advice.

[getoffmybridge]

Goldberg is legit.

Edwina just irritates the hell out of me.

Pan and Karisma are Neverlanders. And when I say 'Pan', I mean the dude who's Tale is Peter Pan, because I never can remember his fucking name.

Wonderlanders are the worst.

Except Vegas, who bakes the best tarts in the history of the world.

[inachinashop]

Oh, I know what Pan you're talking about then. Miss Goldberg told me to watch for him too, so I'll keep an extra good eye out.

[greatintights]

He's that white kid with the beanie. Fat. Sort of ugly. Not me. Think his name's Wayne Hopkins.

[inachinashop]

Now that's not the Pan we're talking about and you know that's a fact.

Don't be lying to me, Theo. I don't like getting lied to!

[one_fry_short]

[inachinashop]

Well that's good to know!

Long as you keep that potty mouth under control, we'll get along just fine, I think.

[one_fry_short]

[scheherazading]

While you're taking notes - Murdock is not, in any sort of capacity, my assistant, helper, apprentice, representative, associate, or anything else you might find under the thesaurus entry for 'assistant'.

[inachinashop]

But he already gave me your list of duties and instructions.

Does that mean I'm not supposed to give Mister Chase a 'rough exit' if he tries to come by your office?

[scheherazading]

You can throw that list away, John. He was lying. Mr. Chase absolutely does not need a 'rough exit', but I think Mr. Varletti does. Just once. So he knows that he shouldn't pretend to give my orders, and that he certainly shouldn't lie to you!

[inachinashop]

You're the boss, Miss Lyon, ma'am.

I'll throw him out good and hard. I don't like it much when folk lie to me.