I SUPPORT MUPPET SCIENCE

With cupcakes! IT'S A BAKE SALE BITCHESSSS.

Batter blasters. May and I are starting a new life with you. I bought a Mickey Mouse waffle maker all for u, bb ( Read more... )

You know what's funny? JAZZ AND HIP HOP FUSION ( Read more... )

Palm Trees. Fucking palm trees.

Aaaaaaannnnd we're back. With presents. I'm a little tired though so no loud noises.

ALSO I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:

MAX I THINK I WOULD LIKE TO ADOPT YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

Oh man if there's one place I love being in, it's Japan. Where I'm at right now. I heard the Japanese Disneyland is way better, but you need all kinds of Kingdom keys to get in or something? IDK. Oh look! Sushi. That's awesome. Hope it's not whale flavored.

[Private to Rose]Hey lady listen, you were hilarious at the bachelor party thing but uh. If ( Read more... )

Can I just take this moment to say that if you are not Murdock (in which case you are invited to the wedding), feel free to go to the after party if the wedding starts to get a little boring. Or perhaps if it goes on a little longer than it should ( Read more... )

( Icons and credit because cody apparently needs more of them in his life. )

[Private to Quentin]

Neil told me you're thinking about looking elsewhere for the Ribbons project. I have mixed feelings about your novel, Quentin, but it's only because I took what you wrote to heart. I think that's a better outlook on it than what Sebastian has in mind.

Dr. Seuss week was last week, but since I had time constraints I couldn't go read to the kids, so I did it this week. Thank fucking god I had Kermit along, I mean usually I just do Cat in the Hat and be done with it, but Kermit knew Green Eggs and Ham like the back of his....flipper ( Read more... )