DUDE! What the fuck is wrong with you?? You're fucking security! And those Mormon jerks? They're the best ones to throw out! Hell, when I was at the front desk, I couldn't wait until they'd come. After a while they stopped. Must've figured out I wasn't working there any more. Damn it. And they're NON TALES!
There's two of them, right? Those guys always travel in pairs. You're fucking strong enough. Pick each one of them up by the collar and carry them through the door and to the edge of the damn gate, where you toss them in the street. Otherwise, they're gonna stay there and fucking camp out. Can't let them take advantage of you. Gotta protect the Pen, man!
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Not Tales. REAL people.
They won't stop talking to me
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I think that means they're with the government. That's bad, right?
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I'm trying to ignore them and write in my compendium but they're still talking to me
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Except kind of in a scary way.
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I can TOTALLY HANDLE THIS.
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Kick their asses out and don't worry.
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I asked them politely to go, but they wanted to talk more. And now I'm trying to ignore them but they're still talking!
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There's two of them, right? Those guys always travel in pairs. You're fucking strong enough. Pick each one of them up by the collar and carry them through the door and to the edge of the damn gate, where you toss them in the street. Otherwise, they're gonna stay there and fucking camp out. Can't let them take advantage of you. Gotta protect the Pen, man!
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Plus, they say that they're friends with God.
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