Does anyone use this anymore?

Since I'm not sure if you livejoural people even read my blog on Myspace, I guess I'll start posting them here as well over there, like my hero Montgomery.

I don't often cook things that take more than two steps to prepare.

Step One: Open Box

Step Two: Put in Microwave

So when I do decide to get all domestic, it's a joyful challenge.  I'm no Alton ( Read more... )

Eddie Izzard is developing a show for FX?  Yes, please.

Hope you enjoy your doll, Suck-face.

...oh, and school too.  Whatever.

Middle School Journal Prompts Answered

What if...

• What would happen if you could fly whenever you wanted? When would you use this ability?

... What do you mean what would happen if I could fly?  The question answers itself!  I would fly, of course!  And I would use the ability to fly whenever I needed to suspend myself in (or transport ( Read more... )

Mike: What's the one animal you never want to play cards with ( Read more... )

I watch waaay too much youtube.com crap.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUDqE1d3T4&search=weird%20japanese

Ew, spiders are scary.

Hey everyone, comment on this post and make Lukas jealous. I'll give you a topic: Worst condiment to put on hotdogs.