An open letter to Sanada Genichirou

[inappropuri]

Sanada, you're like the most fucking annoying person in the world, it's like having a cactus thorn lodged in my testicles that's been lodged there for two weeks. Your muscles are ugly and I'm endessly envious of them and you know it would be so much easier if you were actually ugly and I wasn't secretly attracted to you a bit because you're one of

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[zenzaitensai]

Perhaps you should have a face to face conversation with Sanada-senpai about this.

[inappropuri]

You know I purposely avoid face to face meetings with Sanada because I find him excruciatingly awkward to talk to because I keep thinking about how he's not as articulate as Kunimitsu and the worst part is that if he actually spoke to me like Kunimitsu did last year, we probably would've gotten along a lot better. He didn't pull his weight in the friendship and I probably fucked it up because I purposely tormented him because it was funny seeing his face.

[zenzaitensai]

Do you feel regretful for fucking it up, or do you just resent him for being a lazy potential friend?

[inappropuri]

Maybe a bit of both. Maybe I should've made more of an effort to not be a massive ass to him and maybe he should've tried harder to get along with me especially when I was becoming friends with Kunimitsu because you know, you'd think you should be nicer to your brother's boyfriend instead of telling him to stop being a manipulative dick and using your brother to get to you. That actually really pissed me off.

[tezuka_ku]

..... Niou... are you feeling okay?

[inappropuri]

I'm actually feeling really good and I really wish you'd call me Masaharu more often because it makes my loins tingle.

[tezuka_ku]

I see....

And you really dislike my violet shirts? The ones that I bought myself and were not a gift from my brother despite what you may think.

[inappropuri]

You know, now I say "I see..." and I don't know whether it's something I've picked up from you or not.

I do really dislike them. Would you be opposed to giving them all to me so I can make them into pyjama shirts?

[ecstaticfear]

Do you need someone to talk to? It feels like you have a lot to say.

[inappropuri]

No I don't need someone to talk to, but thank you for offering Shiraishi you're such a wonderful human being and I find you quite awfully attractive and maybe I want to grope you and see what Magu-sama gets from cuddling up to you.

[ecstaticfear]

Is that so? Well I'd say go ahead, but I think there's one Tezuka-kun who would disapprove.

[sanada_g]

You are very annoying and you should come to talk about this to me in person instead of hiding behind a screen.

I have never given Kunimitsu any purple item, and I do not want to know what intimate plans you have with him.

Spend more time training and less time letting your imagination run wild. Tarundoru!

[inappropuri]

Sanada I want to have copious amounts of sex with your younger brother and maybe one day in the future get married and have a house together and raise foxes isn't that awful? I like telling your my intimate plans with Kunimitsu because I like the way it makes your eyebrow tick.

[tezuka_ku]

Niou!

[inappropuri]

Yes Tezuka Kunimitsu, the light of my soul?

[rainbow_ryou]

Over share much? Lame.