[Private]Note to self - don't get completely stinking drunk again. Especially not in public. Hell if I even know everything that happened last night, and that's damn scary ( Read more... )

One of my coworkers is half-American and kept going on and on yesterday about how she should get an extra day to her weekend, just because today's her independence day. I don't get what she's complaining about (and yeah, I do think she's still complaining and probably will be Monday too), it's not like she didn't get the day of free. Anyway, she's ( Read more... )

There's a fantastic wind outside. I'm just sitting in the living room looking out at it, and damn - branches blowing all about, leaves everywhere, it's the kind of wind you expect to knock your hat off so it goes flying around town getting into adventures. Too bad I don't wear hats anymore. Or haveOr the kind that helps cats chase pigeons more ( Read more... )

I never really used the closets at work anyway, but I guess it's nice to know they're back. Maybe I'll buy something large to stash in one. Or maybe I could stick a bottomless hole in. Where did I put my trusty bottomless hole, anyway?

No, you can't use my shower. I don't care what Evan or Heidi say, I am queen of this flat and as such much be obeyed, dammit. And I say no, no extra people in this place. Why not? Because I'm spiteful. I'll gladly turn a hosepipe on you, though. You little people are awfully dirty, I'm sure you could use the soaking.

This was a test of the ( Read more... )

Stopped in at Rachel's today - mum kept on harassing me, so there was nothing else for it. She's doing pretty well, though. Much nicer place than I've got, I'm sorry to say... for my part, not hers - she deserves a good flat, so I'm glad she's got one. Muggle neighbourhood, so she can actually have a computer now. Hallelujah. She's only wanted one ( Read more... )

So in case anyone's wondering why we live in here? The Alley, I mean, all cramped together, or out in the boonies of Nowhereland?

I got to Obliviate a whole family in Edinburgh today. A whole family, extendeds and all - turns out it was Grandma's 80th birthday and a 9-year-old wizard kid decided to levitate Grandma's kitty into the cake. While ( Read more... )

I said I wouldn't do it this time
You can't read this, I know you can't this won't change anything but

I miss you.

I miss you so much.

Please come back.

Definition of stupidity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

So, yeah, Oliver? Wherever you've disappeared to, happy birthday. Yesterday.