See, I'm supposed to be writing an essay or learning a new chapter of Latin vocab, but how am I supposed to focus on school when stuff like this exists?
This being, I kid you not, Edward Cullen's love letters to Sarah Palin. Edward Cullen/Sarah Palin, and... it's perfect.

Okay, off to seriously do my latin homework now. I maybe should just give in ( Read more... )

Alyonka came over yesterday and we were going to watch three sheets (anyone? I didn't think so), but I asked her about a show in her library called "Search for the Next Elvira" (...anyone? I will be very very impressed), which she then insisted on turning on. I can't... I can't even describe it. The best-worse puns ever. American Idol, except ( Read more... )

-Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Q: What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?
A: You gonna eat that?

-Have you heard that entropy isn't what it used to be?

-If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, ( Read more... )

Last night was one of those nights where everyone else went to be early, and I was left with internet access when I probably shouldn't have been allowed to interact with the world at large. Luckily, I woke this morning to see that I didn't leave a long rambling drunkpost about the nature of the universe or whatever. So I'm going to count that as a ( Read more... )

Because I know you want to read way too many Einstein quotes, I am posting about ten where I intended to quote one. I think Einstein is just about the coolest person... ever.

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."

"The ( Read more... )

Some indistinguishable form of expression just shy of a journal entry. Not really any new ideas. But I'm bored. So I'll go pick a new theme, and hopefully my comment box won't be white on white any longer (this is how organized I am. It has taken almost two years to remember to check what was making my comment box white on white).

I keep tearing all ( Read more... )

People fucking suck ( Read more... )

- Candace, your letter will be in the mail shortly. It is very... well, I started it at 9:00 this morning and finished it in 4 separate classes whenever I could manage to not get caught. In it, I complain about a professor, attempt to explain my reaction to "I do not love you as if you were salt..." by Pablo Neruda, only to realize that the ( Read more... )

I tried to write the first chapter of a book. Again. Twice, because as usual I got sidetracked and lost the clear feeling when I tried too hard to describe it. Both times, so the second one starts the same way as the first, and just gets sidetracked in a different way.
( Would you read a book if the first sentence was about trying to write the first sentence of a book? )

These are two very different reactions to a dream I had the other night. The first is a story/free-write type thing, and the second is mostly like a journal entry. They are far from profound, but have a looksie if you're bored.

( Yet another rambling )