i don't know why i'm updating now, but i like kenny because he gave me drugs. and by drugs i mean tylenol w/codeine ( Read more... )

i did not enjoy our fire drill just now. it wasn't fun. i also think it's weird that we cannot open our mailbox. and that i don't have any mail right now. you people should get right on that. send me cookies. send me love. send me wonderful letters explaining in grandiose detail how much you miss me and cannot get enough of me ( Read more... )

i just put permanent marker on my fingernails in squiggly lines and am sort of regretting it now since i'm not sure if it comes off. la! quel dommage.

yeah, who can name the song the subject of my entry is from? i'll give a cookie to anyone who can (except for mary, because she OBVIOUSLY knows because she's intelligent like that ( Read more... )

today i watched jessica simpson get laser eye surgery on newlyweds. it's a scary ass procedure. i also confess to watching about 4 hours worth of that show today...that, and the olympics. but everybody watches the olympics. that's cool - newlyweds...not so much. i now feel like jessica and nick are close friends of mine. it's very, very bizarre. ( Read more... )

this morning, my siamese fighting fish JJ (Julius Junior) passed on. Unlike when Julius died last year, I did not cry. I also did not bury JJ in the garden with a tombstone. No, JJ hitched a ride on the porcelain express (I stole that from Nemo). JJ wasn't the greatest fish in the world. He was kind of a pussy...he always ran away when i tapped the ( Read more... )

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i have ben's arcteryx and i don't want to give it back. but i will. must make the most of our time together. oop, time to go meet aaron for coffee.

there are at least forty mosquito bites scattered amidst my body at the moment, and they make me terribly uncomfortable ( Read more... )

why is it that when you shave, not very many people notice (unless you say "hey, i shaved today! feel how smooth i am!") but if you DON'T shave, everybody calls you on it - "you need to shave", they all say. that's a bitch of a double standard. but i suppose that's what i get for going to the pool without shaving ( Read more... )

i've been listening to way too much magnetic fields recently...immersing myself in the world of love and such. yeah. this LJ entry will be made up of 6 random lists, each of them with 6 items, cuz 6 is a cool number ( Read more... )