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inclementine

This malaise tastes great on sandwiches

Nov 06, 2009 16:31

Here's the difference between a backyard Elise-chicken egg and a store bought "local organic" egg.

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san_simeon_girl November 6 2009, 22:55:38 UTC

That is a really major difference in those eggs!

So did anyone answer your ad?

inclementine November 7 2009, 01:02:30 UTC

I got more responses from that personals ad than any other ad ever.

san_simeon_girl November 7 2009, 02:03:21 UTC

Any of them answering all the questions? Or how about a response consisting of nothing but questions for YOU?

inclementine November 7 2009, 08:12:43 UTC

many of them did the former, a few, the latter. I don't believe I ever met any of them.

point40bac November 6 2009, 23:18:23 UTC

No. Yes. No. Yes. Yes! No. No. N/a. Often. Yes. No? No. I hide them. 720. Sometimes. Yes. Accidentally on purpose. No. Yes. Yes. No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Darn, yes! Yes. Yes. Grown up. Sometimes. Yes. Yes, but I'd like not to. No. Sometimes. Often. Yes. No. Not at this time, please try back later.

inclementine November 7 2009, 01:10:04 UTC

At first I thought the 720 was the amount you spent on one stripper, which would have defied logic on multiple levels based on what I know of you.

By the way, many of the responses that I got when I placed the personals ad looked very similar to this.

dreamallday November 7 2009, 00:31:12 UTC

did you end up finding mountain goats tickets on craigslist?

inclementine November 7 2009, 01:03:18 UTC

One guy offered me two for 100 bucks a piece. Luckily I found two friends to sell me some. whee. Thanks for checking on me. See you at the show?

dreamallday November 7 2009, 15:38:14 UTC

I'll be there.

inclementine November 9 2009, 14:32:51 UTC

Twas lovely to see you and have you sway back and forth cheerfully in front of me. I had to walk away because my back was killing me and because I felt strangely uncomfortable standing in a room full of people while listening to the Mountain Goats. I think it's because the music is better suited to being alone or in the car driving.

ext_17991 November 7 2009, 01:03:11 UTC

I knew there was going to be a difference between the backyard eggs and the store bought eggs but I couldn't have anticipated how much better the fresh ones are! Not only do they look better but they take less time to cook and they've got much better internal structure. They're fluffy and full and lovely! :)

inclementine November 7 2009, 01:11:46 UTC

and yellow!

attickah November 7 2009, 13:55:07 UTC

Descriptions like this make me wonder if it's possible to keep chickens on the balcony of my condo, as I have no actual "back yard".

Unrealistic and I admit it, but that picture? Damn!

inclementine November 7 2009, 15:17:40 UTC

Bantams? Eh. That wouldn't be fair to them. The chickens love/want/need to be outside and scratch and dust bathe and run around and stuff. I can see why you'd want to though! They are things of beauty.

jmullan November 7 2009, 01:03:19 UTC

OMG HAR MAR. I need to go get his new album on the way to the city. Thank you for reminding me!

Also, I am jealous of your egg supply and I totally would have been so excited by how awesome your ad is that I never would have called.

Because I am a dork.

I miss you!

inclementine November 7 2009, 01:11:26 UTC

I miss you too, Jesse Mullan!