Scene: Two cool people talking
Cool 1: Hey dude, it's Friday night, what you up to?
Cool 2: I was going to hang around the house and read some journal entries by George Orwell from 1940.
Cool 1: You are so cool.
Cool 2: Yeah, I know.

And this has been another presentation of alternativerealitytheatere.

I was looking up pictures of my knee a couple days ago and really enjoyed reading through old posts. So if you don't feel like posting and if you don't know your LJ friends do it for yourself. Because I hope you know yourself, and if you don't, you might in the future ( Read more... )

I went to the Vikings game and Twins game the last two days.  I know you really don't care about the games itself (but Gardy really needs to start DHing Kubel if he's going to pull him for defense whenever we get a lead) but the spectacle was pretty interesting so I'd like to throw that at you.

On Monday my uncle and his mother-in-law picked me up ( Read more... )

It was an interesting weekend.  On Friday I went to Wilco.  Since my roommate bailed on me that day, my brother found some of his friends who wanted my other ticket so I went with them.  My brother also went to the concert but he sat in the upper deck while I was on the floor.  So I hung out with his friends for the concert.  It was a strange ( Read more... )

Since everyone is posting, I thought I'd add my 2 cents.  No, you can't have your money back, it will only take a second.

The other day at Trader Joe's I was trying to decide on a coffee purchase when a man at the end of the aisle pointed at me and yelled "Sam, come here!"  I looked at the man pointing right at me and tried to figure out if I knew ( Read more... )

 Hey there LJ'ers. I have a conundrum for you. I desire the new Regina Spektor album but am unsure of whether to buy it or pluck it from the interwebs. I want to support Regina because she seems nice and everything but I don't want to support her record label. See, they keep sending her to Myth, that abomination in Maplewood. I'd love to see ( Read more... )

 This is all sorts of awesome!

Once again I am right.

 
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A new Jimmy Johns just popped up next to work.  This increases my food options.  Now JJ and Wendy's are the two places I can quickly walk to (it wouldn't take much to walk other places though).  I had JJ's on Monday and Wendy's today.  Here is what I had both days.   I also had an apple to be healt...never mind.
 ( Here is what I eat )