Hey everyone. I pretty much am sick of LJ for many small reasons and one very large one, none of which I will explain ( Read more... )

So yeah, Lindsay and I got so drunk last night (yes, 'twas a Monday night) that we were unable to drive home from Mugshots. We were also so drunk we didn't think to call anyone to come get us. So we walked. To Rose. No one can ever say we didn't do our part for the environment ( Read more... )

Someone stole my bike. Freaking idiots. Now it takes, like, 10 years to get to class. I wish I could find the person who took it and harm them. Or buy a new one. Either of those.

If anyone sees a slightly beat-up blue and silver Trek 800 series with a Kryptonite cable lock, please clothesline the rider for me. Right in the throat. Thanks.

BUT, if you'd please be so kind...please take this survey and ask your parents to take it! We're doing demographic/psychographic research for our Ad Team client, The Postal Vault (name subject to change if I have anything to say about it). Past teams get FL USA, Yahoo!, NY Times, and Toyota. I get to work with a mailbox. Yippie.

Anyway, it doesn't ( Read more... )

Great way to start the holiday season #1: Coming home to realize that your family is being torn apart by a severely depressed and surprisingly violent male adolescent and an 84 year old woman with terminal dementia and the complete inability to eat 90% of foods/fruits/drinks without getting ill ( Read more... )

I made an A- in Spanish holy freaking crap it must be the wrong grade.

Stop dancing on the asphalt I want to grab you and shake you until I understand what makes you feel like dancing instead of singing ( Read more... )

High Flight ( Read more... )

I just spent about 30 minutes trying to decide what to write. There is nothing to say.

Did you ever do something so dumb that you can't figure out how you have sense enough to come in out of the rain? Man I can be DUMB!