i had 2 nails go through my leg today. isnt that sweet?

alright i have a few funny stories to share. (1) some guy comes into my work place and im helping him load lumber(cuz i work at the lumber yard). he looks at me and goes "you look like Luke Wilson." you know that guy from old school the main character. me being the person i am just smile and say thanks. now im sitting here and wondering if thats a ( Read more... )

i got my self a job! working at Carter Lumber... they just have to make sure im not a convicted felon (hopefully they dont find out about that hooker i killed in reno;).)

i am comming home for the summer tomorrow!!! that is all

i shall be home on this day next week

any one want to join me in a nice game of chloroform tag?

alright heres the thing... i am the man

alright so i havent updated in a while does that make mea bad person? no i didnt think so. well heres pretty much what happened over that time, or just since last week ( Read more... )

so i was standing there waiting for the elevator and i feel my keys fall through my pocket to about my shoe area. just as i go to shake them out the elevator door opens and my keys fly out of my pants and down that little crack between the elevator floor and the regular floor. so i lose my keys down a damn elevator shaft. lucky me that there is ( Read more... )

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