i think this is just hilarious.

( what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? )

so, i gots me a new journal.

cheshire_parker

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all i want to do with the rest of my life is live in a loft with someone entirely beautiful in a city as extensive as all of europe, with the skies of tucson, where i can ride my bike all the time and hear coldplay and smile.

i'm really bummed.
i got a candyland cd-rom with my box of cheerios, but it only works with windows 95 and 98, so if any of you have that system, let me know, and i'll share the wealth.

candyland cd-rom=wealth

so it seems that everyone is making their journals "friends only ( Read more... )

just kidding

i don't feel like doing anything ever.

i hate this...

wow...this feels really wierd. i have to get ready for class and it's still dark out. i almost wish i had gone to bed...but watching the whole second season of the simpsons and full metal jacket was much more inruigingthan sleep.

FUCK!

THERE IS NO PARTY. MY GRANDFATHER IS SLEEPING OVER AT THE HOUSE TO MAKE SURE THERE WILL BE NO PARTYING! DO NOT GO THERE! REPEAT, DO NOT GO THERE!

sorry everyone, but if anyone knows where we can host a party, CALL ME PLEASE! 240-9654

thanks