*DISCLAIMER ( Read more... )

Well, it's been a while since I've posted anything that I wasn't then later lame about, so I figured that it's about time a made an update ( Read more... )

In my time on earth, I've come to learn that when it all boils down and you get past the superficial, I only need three things to survive. One of those things is women, or more specifically, a woman. This livejournal, much like its author, will be focused on women for a good portion of its existence. So this entry, while appropriately titled, is ( Read more... )

I like to think I’m a good guy. What's sorta odd is that if you take off that "I’m a good guy" part, it's not a true statement. I mean sure, there are a couple of thoughts that I really like having, but for the most part, the more deep searching and contemplation my mind does, the crappier a lot of life seems. I'm not saying that I would prefer to ( Read more... )

My name is Eli Prentiss Shapiro ( Read more... )