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Well.

Ain't this cosy?

If anyone's going to be using the shower, use it quick. This stuff is starting to warm up and reek.

Otherwise I'm just going to take it and stay in there for the next three fucking hours.

Beautiful.

Wonder how many delightful, disease-causing pathogens are coming down on this? No worries with the fog, but this is pretty damn disgusting. Who blew up the slaughterhouse?

Going out to pick up the new roomie.

Guess I'd better take an umbrella.

Bonfire.

My place.

Right now.

Got any shit to burn, bring it over. Let's light up this sorry place like the mardigra's come to town.

Time to send these motherfuckers up in smoke.

[ooc; spring-cleaning. Bring your dead!]

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Well, fuck me.

Guess they came back to collect.

Hey, Skippy. Go get little Timmy.

We need the heavy artillery.

So, it was dark in this neighbourhood. Saw a light above a door.

Motion-sensing.

What do most people do to set those things off?

They clap.

What did I do?

To whoever owns the house I just blew the front out of, if anyone owns that dump at all, I'm really sorry.

But at least you won't have to mow the lawn for a couple of weeks.

Have one for dinner and next thing, the whole family's rocked up. Like Friday night at Sizzlers ( Read more... )

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