Does anyone know if it is possible to marry a macbook pro?...I am hugging mine but i would much rather form a bond that would be much stronger. I would sleep with it, but i am scared of rolling over on it.

P.S. Don't tell Russ

I am constantly walking my dog Maddie around old louisville and there is this front porch that has a plastic cup with cigarette butts in it. The kind of cup that you would get at school dances and would be filled with club soda and orange sorbet...mmm... anyway, the cup is completely full, almost to the point of overflowing. There is not a single ( Read more... )

i am no wimp but...AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got my wisdom teeth removed. I can't talk. I feel pathetic. And, i look like a chipmunk i know i spelled that wrong, but i just don't care right now. it doesn't hurt...woot. it is a funny thing all around. turns out that when the nurses woke me up i wouldn't stop thanking them. Hehe. i felt amazingly high and drunk. It was crazy. ( Read more... )

don't feed squirrels burger king fries...they bite...hard.

FRIDAY, Dec.15th
THE RUDYARD KIPLING
9:00PM $5

THE FANGED ROBOT
CLYDE
JETTISON
SARABANDE

I GOT INTO THE GRAPHIC DESIGN PROGRAM. HUGE ASS PARTY AT MY APPARTMENT THURSDAY NIGHT!
1407 S. 1ST APT #2
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so, my friend steve in my graphic design class called me to say that he got an e-mail from our prof. telling him the grade he got on our final project, there was a break down of everyone's grades in the class, three people got 20 out of 20, four people got 19 and everyone else got under 13...i checked my mail, no e-mail then...got to work...E-Mail ( Read more... )

the new bond movie kicked ass. Though, it made me drive faster than i would like to think i normally would have on the way home ( Read more... )

It always amuses me how when I am working at a library by myself at night, and the one person who is there gets a phone call they look all alarmed and shoot a glance at me to see if I am foaming at the mouth, or have suddenly sprouted fangs that drip blood. I must be the most laidback librarian ever. If they aren’t eating the books, I just don’t ( Read more... )