1:00pm: Took a bite out of my turkey sandwich
1:01pm: Wiped mouth with napkin
1:02pm: Took another bite of turkey sandwich
1:03pm: Pushed lettuce back into sandwich
1:04pm: Took bite of turkey sandwich
1:05pm: Started feeling turkey coma and closed eyes
1:07pm: Opened eyes to find mustard on my desk
1:08pm: Cleaned mustard off desk only to see more
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