Fiddlesticks and Glory

[indienewt]

I'm reading the accounts of Colonel James H Patterson, who was the bane of the man-eaters of tsavo and re-living the glorious days of this summer. Although the only things I killed in the great north were plants (mum's the word... no pun intended), I am only mildly British, not in the military, and completely lack experience with railway

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[twoeyedgirl]

Do you mean the timer on the fridge?? I set it sometimes when no one's looking....
Also. Alaska loves you and so do I.

[a_human_mind]

Dying in a fire sucks. Happened to me once, for real.

Anyway yeah, fuck fire alarms. And tornado warnings on TV. Just roll with whatever happens I say.

Anyway, I'll start working on your eulogy as soon as I get word of your demise.

later tater

[mbizzleb_bizzle]

You get those brutes: bagels and lions alike.
And Alaskan tundra flora.

Point is, you're a brute master.
Maybe that's the point.