cacahuate means peanut.

Stupid teacher is too stupidly contradictory ( Read more... )

Yesterday ( Read more... )

This morning I arose early with the sun in order to have a refreshing dip in the Apple Ridge pool. By early, I mean 9:30, and by refreshing dip I mean one in which I can manage some laps sans goggles or cat calls from various residents or basketball hustlers ( Read more... )

A grass-blowing man just paraded past my window, whilst curtains slightly open in one innocent corner, for sure glimpsing a view of my left breast ( Read more... )

I really hate this class.
I hate it
hate it
hate it.

I'm a C student, folks.
I really am.

I'm done complaining now.
Back to this baloney-pony of a paper.

An area high school was evacuated this morning after officials found a suspicious item in the band room. This suspicious item brought in expert canines and police members, and led to the evacuation of the entire high school. This news was heard on the local 24 hour News 8 (by me ( Read more... )

I guess I'll give you all an update, though you may have heard bits and pieces ( Read more... )

I'm going to go see Obama tonight at Van Andel ( Read more... )

Here is a follow-up to my last infamous story regarding the lizard in my chest and my encounter with Della Reese ( Read more... )