OMGZZZ I MAED T3H NEW JERNILZZZ!!!!!!!! That I might actually keep up with! Add me @ THIS URL. Okay!

I have tasted sweet, sweet, indirect (i.e. having nothing to do with me, whatsoever) revenge. For more info, I once again refer you to my boss' blog.

ETA: OOOOOOAAAAAAAAGUGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Just go to www.motormouth.myblogsite.com, goddamnit.

"WHEN YOU ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SUMTHIN BAD WILL HAPPEN ..... MY NAME IS SUMMER...I AM 15 YEARS OLD WITH BLONDE HAIR AND SCARY EYES I ALSO SUCK ALOT OF DICK IM A SLUT. I HAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF U DO NOT REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 5 MIN., I WILL APPEAR TONIGHT BY YOUR BED WITH A KNIFE AND KILL YOU. THIS IS NO JOKE ( Read more... )

Also, for your reading pleasure...

My Heinously Evil Boss' Blog.

Enjoy!

MJ IS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY HAPPY!

Goodbye, Angel-Ahhh. I will miss your hot boobies and hot bum. When is your tag sale?

Oh and in other dreams, I had a completely random sex dream about you last night, Alison. Yes, you, Alison Downs. Don't worry, I won't try to get in your pants. Unless you ask sweetly.

Going into Boston to see the Decemberists tomorrow with Lora. Our names are so similar, how could we not have a blast?

I'm sick of cleaning out my closets, and I'm waiting for Trista, who may or may not have stood me up for our catching-up-date, so now I have one of those awkward amounts of time which I could only spend masturbating or diddling around on the internet. And since my bed is covered with stuff from inside my closets, I'm doing the latter ( Read more... )

The Janet is back.