Nora became friends with someone named Erin Levy on facebook, and I was so confused for like ten minutes before I realized that it was a different Erin Levy. I seriously spent the longest time trying to think of various complicated and bizarre scenarios through which these two random people that I know could have ever met. I think this has taught ( Read more... )

I can't believe I only have three practices left. And one game. aaaah. I am going to miss Molly and Janelle and Fish so much. Mostly Molly. She really has helped me a ton, with everything. Hell, I would even miss Lipa if she were leaving, which she isn't. I am definitely going to cry at banquet. My entire freshman year just seems to have gone by ( Read more... )

last night at 10:36pm I got a phone call from a 217 number I didn't recognize that consisted mostly of someone yelling unintelligible things, with a lot of background noise, etc ( Read more... )

I just found my diary from subbie year. it had a lock on it which I had to cut off, but I'm glad it did, because that meant no one else read it. I had problems finishing notebooks back then too (or maybe I just lost the key) so it was only like twenty pages long. that is definitely enough. I think I would cry if there were more ( Read more... )

( extremely long and half-nonsensical. contains no murders. )

among my purchases today ( Read more... )

This will probably be updated as I think of more. Perhaps I should start actually paying attention in lecture one of these days...

( dirty CU-specific limericks )

(stolen from emily ( Read more... )

A grad student wished to obtain
Enough money to lessen his pain
So he grabbed a sign
Started marching in line
And shouted all day in the rain.

(this is what I do during lecture)

I just ran into two girls who were the "Roomies" SNL skit personified. The first one was on the phone with her boyfriend sounding bored ("I love you too michael..."). then her friend jumped on her from behind and she hung up on her boyfriend so that the two of them could squeal and hug and dance around and talk about how much they had missed each ( Read more... )