Man, I haven't talked to you since... How old is AOL?

Oh look! I've run out of granny panties to give you. How about lacy boyshorts instead? You'll love them! They'll cuddle your cooch like a crib!

Í would call you Leggs but that's one of my nicknames now. Long story. Feel free to ask.

I'm not sure if you're still on this but I'm hitting you up, just in case! No need to thank me. Just send panties! You know the address!

Sorry, no panties this time. I was going to get you a thong but those things are just pure evil incarnate!

I know we don't talk much (at all really) but I do read your posts! That's right! I lurk more than Batman!

I'm wishing a late happy birthday to kimberamber and an early one to carouselsusan. I don't really know you guys well but hopefully that will change this year.

I was gonna buy you a ball-joint doll but then I realized that you're already doll-sized. I'd have a lot more fun dressing you up like one too! So, if you see a big, black man holding a very fluffy pink dress and smiling wickedly, run. Run and don't olok back.

Yeah, I know! I'm a day late. Real life got to me for a moment but I'm still showing you love! Now, in accordance with my usual birthday posts, I'm suppose to sexually harrass you. The problem is I can't think of anything that would make you blush. In fact, everything I think of would have you saying, "well what are you wanting for?" I can't ( Read more... )

I wasn't able to get the French maid shoes that I wanted but I luck out with the white ones! The guy making them agreed to split the cost of the mold with me so it'll cost me $80. That high pitch sound you hear in the background is me fangirling! SQWU~WEEEEEEE!!!