leave an anonymous comment telling me something. something you wouldn't normally tell me. whether it's something about me, or yourself. positive or negative. be brutally honest. be naked.
Ok, looking back, that sounded a bit more creepy than necessary--what i meant to say is that you look nice. the "i like that," while meant to be quaint, turned out shady. So. I apologize for that. In addition, i must offer a further compliment in the form of a haiku, written from the point of view of a child upon seeing his parents having sex:
Old people fucking. Who are they? Oh shit, I know! Now, I softly weep.
Alright, alright, not a compliment at all, so much as an excuse to show off my haiku skills. But, I am confident that you could produce a haiku of equal or lesser value in a matter of minutes, because you're smooth like that.
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Old people fucking.
Who are they? Oh shit, I know!
Now, I softly weep.
Alright, alright, not a compliment at all, so much as an excuse to show off my haiku skills. But, I am confident that you could produce a haiku of equal or lesser value in a matter of minutes, because you're smooth like that.
damn. identity foiled!
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he whispered to her
oh god oh god i'm cumming:
blew his fucking load.
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were in the next room at the hodown.
O.M.G! Ur Brother!
that song alone is one of the many reasons to praise you.
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i tend to do that. lose people. and i'm realizing it a lot this year because i'm a senior, and i'll be leaving soon.
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