LIES AND SLANDER.

Sep 01, 2008 23:00

Oh hey there hypocrite!

Have fun finding your boots. That's what you get for bitching me out in the kitchen and then doing the same damn thing.

I am never making you cookies again!

vampires, lies, monarch, theft, slander

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monarch_the September 2 2008, 03:14:07 UTC
What the-- so they WERE stolen! I knew I hadn't just misplaced them! And what the hell are you talking about hypocrisy?

....GIVE ME BACK MY BOOTS!

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industrial_pink September 2 2008, 03:16:55 UTC
LUKE.

NO. I'VE CONFISCATED THEM.

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monarch_the September 2 2008, 03:18:46 UTC
What the-- the vampire who likes wine? That's so not the same! And I didn't invite him to the house!

OH LIKE HELL YOU HAVE! DON'T THINK I WON'T CHASE YOUR BOOT-STEALING ASS, MISSY.

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industrial_pink September 2 2008, 03:23:31 UTC
HYPOCRITE.

AND MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO EASY TO STEAL IF SOMEONE WASN'T ALWAYS WEARING A LITTLE GIRL'S PINK BATHROBE AROUND THE HOUSE.

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detective_dean September 2 2008, 05:09:17 UTC
Um, Kim....is everything okay? Are you alright?

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industrial_pink September 2 2008, 05:11:43 UTC
No! Monarch sucks.

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detective_dean September 2 2008, 05:17:24 UTC
What happened? I mean, I know he sucks...trust me, I know...he's been annoying my family since forever...

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industrial_pink September 2 2008, 05:54:02 UTC
He told me I couldn't have Jan over, but he's having Luke over!

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industrial_pink September 2 2008, 06:14:47 UTC
Who fucked Monarch?

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industrial_pink September 2 2008, 06:18:34 UTC
Ew. Wait so who hasn't fucked Monarch?

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pale_valentine September 2 2008, 06:20:29 UTC
What in the...? I haven't even had a glass of wine with the man yet and already it's being assumed I've slept with him? My word, this is ridiculous...

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pale_valentine September 2 2008, 06:28:17 UTC
[lock to Offdensen]
I'm not interested in the size of his libido or his sphere of influence, Mr. Offdensen - I simply wanted conversation and a glass of wine.
[/lock]

[private]
Oh, really...?
[/private]

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white_captain September 2 2008, 07:48:39 UTC
You make cookies? What kind?

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industrial_pink September 2 2008, 08:00:51 UTC
Usually chocolate chip, but I kinda like to just eat the cookie dough out of the tube.

Your hair... is awesome.

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white_captain September 2 2008, 08:03:19 UTC
Thank you~! You're so darling~!

Maybe one day you'll teach me to make cookies. I've never tried baking before~.

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industrial_pink September 2 2008, 08:06:33 UTC
You don't know how to bake cookies? That's horrible! Well maybe if SOMEONE DOESN'T MIND I'll teach you. Its really easy and I do it all the time.

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