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[infanttyrone]

I started posting again every day, and then we had some Drama at the bar, and now I'm the only doorguy, and I'm there every goddamn night. The owners are good people, so I'm not bitching about the Job, per say, but the job. But listening to the same stupid conversations every night, being around the same people every night, listening to AC/DC and

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[dusty_chenille]

Let's trade! You come work my crappy, disheartening desk job and I will take a few shifts at the bar for you.. haha, actually, no, i wouldn't wish this nasty office on anyone. Good luck finding help, though, working every day blows it.

[infanttyrone]

I'll take it! I'd love to swap a chair and desk for a windowsill and flashlight, if only for a few days, no matter how crummby the office.

[jettison]

It doesn't MAKE you "homo"; it certainly increases the frequency that I ask you if you are, though.

I thought that "doin' door" was one of the few truly elitist gigs left in this city. And here you go, trying to grab any poor schlub that knows how to use a computer and throw them in with such venerated company.

[infanttyrone]

Normally we prefer candidates who have more useful skills-- anybody can go and write "computers" on a resume, but only a select few can put "diplomat/host/gatekeeper*" on there-- but I really need some nights off so I can wear my silk pjs and sip sherry while playing air-piano along with the Goldberg Variations.

*I guess Sting might be good for the job then, as a wizard-warrior-lover-king or whatever he is.