An Explanation to our Non-American Readers

[infanttyrone]

Ahem

Comments

[bluebellrock]

It's much clearer now. Boss-turkey falling backwards through the plate-glass window will haunt me for minutes. Go the Cowboys! Right? Wait.

[infanttyrone]

I'm pleased I could educate. Now you can speak conversantly to Americans about our history.

Finally!

[dusty_chenille]

So glad someone finally cut through the bullshit and laid down the real truth about holiday history. I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm superior to the turkeys... It's heartwarming to know our worst enemies taste soooo good with gravy and cornbread dressing. :)

Re: Finally!

[infanttyrone]

We should have more holidays where we symbolically eat our enemies. Santa, be forewarned...