LIVEJOURNAL... YAY... LIVEJOURNAL ( Read more... )

LJ: So josh when are you gonna go swimming
Josh: When ever I feel like it
LJ: So your saying that if you felt like it you would go swimming right now
Josh: Whatever man...
LJ: Then why the fuck won't you go swimming
Josh: I don't have a pool :(

Joshua Van Horn has escaped death on I-65!!! His truck is destroyed!!! He was not hurt at all!!! He has now been in a car doing a summersault!!! He loves life even more now!!! He is happy!!!

1. Joshua is now affraid of spiders... yay ( Read more... )

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LJ: So Josh you haven't been around for awhile, and instead of being forgotten, word of you has grown to a frenzied pitch in your abscence (sp?) has this been intentional ( Read more... )

Fuck It bucket - a plastic pail filled with jawbreakers and bite-size candy. ("When shit brings you down, say "fuck it,' and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.")

I'm getting aclimated to my new found race, my name is "Elias", all I need now is some cousin's.

Imagin if one of those shark tourist guys (you know the ones that let you go in that cage while all the sharks swim around) was writing a memo, and he is talking about all the chum that he has to dump in the water to get the sharks to come by the cage... right. So he acitentally misspells "chum" and he has buckets of it... HE WOULD BE THROUGHING ( Read more... )

THIS IS FOR YOU and YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE so IF YOU ARE NOT THE YOU DO NOT READ THIS ENTRY BECAUSE ITS NOT FOR YOU

hey man sometimes things are cool but other times they dont even come close so stop the posing and get a life because me and my friends never liked you. How about you just go buy another sweatshirt because I already have it jack ass