This weekend I am making it a point to go to Al Capone's grave and smoke some Al Capone cigars. You are welcome to come and pay homage to the brains behind the St. Valentines Day Massacre, and to a time when smuggling booze was a way of life for all those crazy gangsters and their tommyguns. Perhaps if your in Detroit you should go drink some booze ( Read more... )

I'm am about to go on a blind date to the rodeo... YEEHAAAAWWWW!!!... ridem' cowboy

this could be the most kick ass thing I have ever done.

TOTAL GROSS OUT!!! danadanadanadana GROSS OUT!!! TOTAL GROSS OUT!!! danadanadanadana GROSS OUT!!! (man,I ate these nasty chicken wings, for the super bowl bananza, and my stomach hurts big time) TOTAL GROSS OUT!!! danadanadanadana GROSS OUT!!!(and this is the theme song to my sickness) TOTAL GROSS OUT!!! danadanadanadana GROSS OUT!!!

My facial hair is going OUTTA CONTROL!!! I just wish that my mustache connected, and that my mustache wansn't much darker than the rest of it, and that there was more hair in general, and that my left sideburn didn't swirl all around like a tornado, and that it didn't look pretty lame in general (kinda like a half mexican... it's either full or non ( Read more... )

I just got back from taking alex to the E.R... he got staples in his head and it was bloody. His nurse was pregnant and he told her the only reason I took him there was so that he would buy me cigarettes after... I'm smoking right now, but that was only discussed after he told her that. He also stole this really cool staple gun that just so ( Read more... )

tonight Jesus showed me that I don't have to pay my bills.

smoking in bed while wide awake while your roommate is snoring and keeping you awake is far better than not smoking while your roommate is snoring and keeping you awake.

I'm back in Chicago and its fun.

New Years Bananza... Whoa I'm really stoked.

I envy a man by the name of Brad Nagle... who gets his shit done on time and works on it long before the day that its due, he is diligent and wise. I'm sure Brad Nagle would not be up at 4:30 just starting his final that is due in a few hours. Doing that is unlike Brad Nagle... a man who has his shit together. If Brad Nagle was here right now I ( Read more... )

I'll be home saturday, get the kids together lets have a party...

Little old frog
Little old frog
Where have you been?
On log in the bog
Said the little old frog
That's where I've been