As some of you may or may not know, from word of mouth, or my brief appearance on the evening news, I camped out on the 22nd with Bartlett for an Xbox 360. The two most powerful forces in the world combined to create a siren call I was helpless to resist: Money and Microsoft. Or, I guess, M&M. You know ( Read more... )

It would certainly appear that I have entered uncharted waters. Before I delve into this newest misadventure, I'll fill in some details. A while ago, I was put onto a "point system," created by group of girls, with my doing nice things for them resulting in positive points. The hopes, here, are that I will associate these positive points with a ( Read more... )

So instead of sleeping for my 8 o clock class, or studying for my 8 o clock test, i'm here ( Read more... )

So, i'm hanging around in my room the other day, with nothing to do. I'm all done with classes for the day, so I don't need to start my homework until the next day, a few minutes before that class. So I take a nap ( Read more... )

Do you know what the single greatest holiday is? Well, let me tell you.
Valentine's day.
Or "Single's awareness day," as some people like to call it. This is the day where I bring to the attention of people who are single, that they are in fact single.

"No, Jenna, it's only single awareness day for you because you steal men's clothing, and also ( Read more... )

Pirate-ninja-NSA agent, with PhD not only defeats the competition - he curbs it.


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Me - "Yeah, some some guy was riding my ass all the way back home, so I waited until the last second to slam my breaks on and take the turn."
Mom - "That was dangerous! I can't believe you did that, what if you crashed and he[!!!!] got hurt?"
Me - "Well if he didn't get hurt I would have stabbed him with my leatherman and then flipped him off."

Retrieved the cell phone from the bottom of the ocean. It was 740-0262 for everyone who had it.

This might be a bit premature, but that's something you've got to get used to around me. I hate Christmas time. See, some of you might be thinking, "but Kory, Christmas is still a few months away!" Yes, this is all true. However, some ass fucks have already started to put Christmas lights and decorations up. These people should just be thankful ( Read more... )