I recently encountered a dilemma of great proportions. Every man, during the course of a day, needs a role model. Someone that they can think of, and say "I need to live up to that man's standard." Of course, most of us fail miserably as we try to attain that goal. But reach for the stars, I suppose. Anyway. You see, my problem was that I realized ( Read more... )

So rather than go back to your traditional school (for now, at least) i'm trying to opt for a much more interesting path. Linda actually got me to thinking about it, and after a little bit of pondering, I decided it would probably be really fun, and beneficial, if I were to teach english abroad. For one month i'd go to a school in Prague, to get my ( Read more... )

Having read about last night's meteor shower, and recently about La Palma, I decided to take things into my own hands. We're fighting the wrong terrorists, here, Mr. Bush. Granted, watching on live television as bombers pounded the shit out of supposed enemy positions was pretty damn cool, (by the way, next time please pick an enemy who can fight ( Read more... )

So Casey and I are sitting around a few days ago, trying to find a topic to talk about other than how much we hate women, how stupid people are, or video games. Casey eventually comments on how few fish I have, for such a large fish tank. I give him the usual spiel, about how I had so many more fish, but lost them all to various causes. Bubbles had ( Read more... )

This one's for you, Casey. Done without Pont's exploit.


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Also, i've got four packs of five cubans, unopened, that i'd be willing to exchange for $14 a piece. Comment me or message me, I guess.

So, I just got back from Europe. Learned a couple of things. Never fly Italian airlines. Don't drink soda and then run. Always be on the good side of the mob. And that we are terrible people. Of course the trip would begin with misfortune, the prestigious italian airline service, Alitalia, losing my luggage for two days. Everything went smoothly ( Read more... )

You took my fucking tacks? I'm taking this one out on your ass, my friend.

"...Perhaps the most substantial change is the addition of a new co-operative multiplayer mode. Players will be able to play through what are essentially single-player missions, working through situations that require teamwork. Two of Ubisoft's developers demonstrated how you can pull someone up a wall with a rope, how you can guide someone with ( Read more... )