So my spring fever is finally over, thank god. It happens pretty much every year, and i'm sure it's the same for everyone so I won't go into detail. Suffice it to say that I have stopped fraternizing with the enemy (the sun, women, take it however you want.) and I have gone back to my box ( Read more... )

So i've been told to update. I guess I can do that.

I suppose that word has gotten around that I was laid. Also a story that involves police and a threatened $2500 fine. Whatver. I've got more important things to talk about.

Drunken halo. I think Pont and I could start up quite the business. We just get a bunch of part time halo players to bet ( Read more... )

this is the story of my life


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Someone needs to make me a bumper sticker. "I <3 Master Chief." Or, "Honk if you love Sam Fisher."

"I hereby assert that women are evil, much in the same vein that cats were declared evil by the late great cat lover Himself ( Read more... )

Wow. The multiplayer on Splinter Cell is amazing. It's just completely refreshing from everything else out there. Played this one guy today, "P Unit," was his name. When he was the spy, it was nuts. One versus two, and we couldn't see him, let alone kill him...We'd be walking along, reporting our positions to one another...when all of a sudden a ( Read more... )

So i've heard that it's been pretty nice outside, lately. Getting warmer and staying light longer. Well let me tell you, that is simply bullshit. If God didn't want us to stay in the darkness all the time, he wouldn't have let my room be built. My room is a fortress of solitude, where the only thing that goes on is the video gaming. No girls ( Read more... )

So tomorrow is the big day. Yep, you guessed it. That's when it's going to happen ( Read more... )

So Bartlett and I saw Angelina's boobs. Technically the movie's name was "taking lives" or some shit like that, but I didn't pay too much attention. The only reason people are going to see that movie is for boobs. perfect boobs. I mean, if I saw those in real life, I would never be able to see another pair of boobs again in my life. I would always ( Read more... )

Alright. I've got a couple of minutes free from my busy, sex-filled schedual ( Read more... )