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Productive night
Spent a bit of time photographing my wife, tonight. As I get more and more interested in learning about photography I find myself constantly thinking about how I would properly light the scene. I feel like throwing myself into the subject matter head first helps cram as much as I can into my tiny brain. However, there is no substitution for doing.
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Oh boy.
me: if a baby is that expensive, count me out. I just want someone to play GI Joe with
him: formula is like 100 a week
me: THATS WHAT TITS ARE FOR!
you fail
him: she dosent like my hairy nipples -
Perspective.
Me: I think I might be gay. I keep getting goose bumps/shivers everytime Peter Cullen delivers an amazing leadership line as Optimus Prime.
JR: That's not gay. Just robo sexual -
Kudos.
Aaron: I don't believe in shopping. -
Zing!
That is all. -
After Breakfast (She made "corn-cakes", and there were leftovers)
S: You can eat the rest of my corn-cakes later
J: But we already had sex today! -
Out of the Mouthes of Babes
(While pointing to the small print on a single-serving butter container)
Me: "Grandpa, can you read this Hebrew lettering?"
Grandpa: (Staring intently for a few seconds) "It's too small."
Me: "That's what she said."
Grandpa: "Hey! Lets keep it clean!" -
Whoa, slow down there, lady.
Waitress: "[that's a nice motorcycle, I really like it and want to get one soon]"
Waitress Exits, stage left.
SB: "Maybe she was hitting on you. You should get her number."
LV: "OMG no, she's like 90."
ME: "Hey, sonny. Give me a call, sometime. My phone number is 2." -
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AK: Your boy ripping up fucking ASS in Congress!
"Anthony Weiner Rips Apart Republicans on 9/11 Health Bill @ www.youtube.com"
AK: Fucking Aye! If this guy ever runs for President, I'm not only voting, I'm volunteering. It's the first time I have ever seen passion in the Senate.
CH: Especially since he's in the House.