GEEK ALERT, IF YOU LIKE TO ROLL YOUR EYES AT COMIC BOOK NERDS BECAUSE YOU'RE A CONDENSCENDING FUCKWAD WITH NO IMAGINATION, QUIT READING NOW ( Read more... )

Ok, I can't embellish on this right now because I'm in the middle of studying. But I just realized something ( Read more... )

I am an irresponsible fuck.

By the beard of Zeus! Mythology tomorrow. Then the hard shit!

Crap,

Luke

So, instead of sleeping and worrying about finals, I'm doing this ( Read more... )

So, when talking to women I date, I say sentences like ( Read more... )

So, the other day a good friend of mine pointed out that I was wearing something 'she always saw the Catholic school kids wear ( Read more... )

In reply to Catherine Hipp's (username: simply_gamine) post entitled "Let's Talk About Sex, baby ( Read more... )

"Struggle is like adding layers on a painting. The more that you work through, the more multi dimensional and life-like the result will be" - Katie (Skates) Heck

Has anybody heard a quote like this before ( Read more... )

Lester Burnham: [narrating] I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that ( Read more... )