I can't even go one decade without saying something stupid, apparently.

Do you want new sneakers, or do you want the lights on?

[11:39:56] <+Schaefer> 3 3 3 3
[11:40:04] ... 3
[11:40:14] <+Nezu> 3 33 3
[11:40:19] <+Schaefer> 3 3 3 3
[11:40:25] <+Nezu> 33 3 3
[11:40:27] <+Nezu> I dont understand
[11:40:30] <+Nezu> but I'm making stuff up
[11:40:35] 3 3 33
[11:40:40] <+Schaefer> It's barely tolerable.
[11:40:45] <+Schaefer> Kelen should have a Wikipedia article because ( Read more... )

All my friends are disgusted by the idea of eating potato chips like cereal, ground up in a bowl with milk on top.

But I don't think any less of you for it.

What follows is very nearly a paragraph from the Unites States Declaration of Independence. It differs from that passage only in that each instance of the letter "y" has been meticulously replaced by a capital "Q".

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessarQ for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with ( Read more... )

[19:25:59] <+interesting> When I was a child, I bought a cheap electronic keyboard, and used a sharpie to draw a different prime number on each white key and the complete text of Aenid on each black key. When I was finished, I inadvertently played a song that, unbeknownst to me or my parents, would result in the fall of the Soviet Union three years ( Read more... )

"It's like some kind of psychedelic experience," he said. She stopped paying attention. His lowered his hands into the water to scoop some onto his face, but by the time he felt his beard all the water had dripped out ( Read more... )

Hilbert Ruthers turned his apartment key, and sighed lightly when he saw the lights were still out. He closed his eyes, knowing he was only a shadow in the blinding hallway light. He wanted to adjust his eyes. He wanted to not see his wife ( Read more... )

Joshua Lev awoke in blackness. He blinked furiously to force himself awake, then gave up and waited for his eyes to adjust. They didn't ( Read more... )

I leaned forward over the glass chessboard, and moved a bishop. “Are you stoned?” Eric asked me ( Read more... )