Amos: Ew, Carmel, your wenis is gross! Why's it so crusty?! Mine is perfectly smooth ( Read more... )

"Literary criticism abounds on the internet. It's fucking everywhere, actually. Hamlet, by Shakes, is considered by all the pretentious, heads-up-their-asses literary critics to be everything from FUCKING AMAZING to a plagiarized piece of shit. A couple of essays stand out, though, for their really to-the-point, insightful dissection of Ophelia's ( Read more... )

Mom started casually tossing "thoughts" about giving Sandy away for good this June, since no one will be around in July and I'll "be going to college pretty soon anyway". I got home from babysitting and she said, how is Niko with that dog they're taking care of? Maybe we'll give them ours ( Read more... )

baby, can I be your DNA helicase? 'cause I wanna unzip your genes!

Midterms are over. I guess that shit was alright, I'm glad it's over. I think February is the toughest part of the year to get through - finals and ap tests are too far away to think about, midterms are over, there's nothing to work towards, I guess. An in-limbo period. Khemda is coming in two months, for a month (I've probably told everyone this ( Read more... )

I miss you guys alreadyyy,


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OK MISSION: tell me the best place to buy a shitload of cheap disposable cameras!! CVS always seems so expensive but I don't really want to haul ass to costco for an economy-size package right now. AND is there such a thing as a black and white disposable camera because that would rock.

GO

FIVE MORE DAYS.

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You know what's really good?
Life.

PUTFILE IS AMAZINGהפוסט הזה מכוון בעיקר אל חמדה, נעה, מעיין וכל מי שמעוניין בלראות שוב את הסרט המדליק וגזעי שערכתי על השנה המדליקה וגזעית שלי בטבעון ( Read more... )