hey, remember when this was fun?

i'm double L Wang, like a hurricane on your tympanic membrane. so flush the dope and trash the smack, my flow's gonna make your neurons resynapse. it's funky like gak. it's funky like fingertips on the small of your back.

today at the mall two preteens were talking about me. one of them said i was goth and the other said no, i was emo. i wish i had told them they only thought i was goth/emo b/c i had a lipring, but really i got the lipring to remind myself not talk about things i knew nothing about...and to keep myself from whistling cause i whistle too much.

last night, i got home, sober.

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i was driving away yesterday, and i heard a yappy puppy. it was cute but annoying. it was so yappy it sounded like someone was trying to drown it. but then it stayed at the same volume for like, 4 blocks and i had this irrational crippling fear that someone had tied a puppy to the back of my car and i didn't know it. :(

give me all of your money

every one is leaving
leaving me behind
i swear
the next on of u bitches that leaves
...i'm coming with you