2006 has been the best year of my life so far, but i think 2007 will be even better.

i just got a job dusting and sweeping a gorgeous house in waterford nine hours a week for $100 cash. huzzah. take that, uncle sam, i ain't paying taxes this year.

the best boy in the world bought me two nighties from fredrick's of hollywood and they are the most incredible clothing items ever created by man. it's even better than sleeping naked. ladies, this is money well spent, go buy one while they're still on sale.

i am going to Lansing tomorrow to see my sweet little cousin Saira and it is going to be all sorts of rad.

i really want THIS but unfortunately my ass wouldn't fit inside of it. the rest of me would. damn my voluptuous backside, i can't find a cute, vintage-ish one-piece anywhere.

i'm going to spain!

pain is beauty.
beauty is truth.
:.truth is pain.

"brazillian brown," my fat ass - it's red. a really unnatural shade of red that clashes with my skin color. ugh.

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