a blind woman just whacked my leg really hard with her cane.

the fellow in my user icon is Kierkegaarde. he was an existentialist philosopher before there was such a thing as existentialist philosophy. i love philosophy. i love the sound of it. i love using latin phrases in an essay like "argumentum ad hominem" and "ad ignorantium" when it's easy enough to just say it in english. i love pompous phrases like ( Read more... )

spent some time over the last two weeks with my favourite soldier, tried to find him a girl, and failed. sorry, soldier. come back soon ( Read more... )

( fun with google. )

oh boy, the sleep paralysis has returned. in bad cases like last night, i feel like i'm being pinned to my bed while insects crawl through my bloodstream. when i wake up i can still barely move or breathe and i wonder if i'm really awake, and i want to scream for help but can't. i wanted someone to come sit by my bed and talk to me and shake me til ( Read more... )

took the day off of "work" cuz i'm sick and i'm not fasting so that i can take medicine and drink juice by the gallon. i've got a job interview at 2pm and i've probably gotta take a piss test for that, hooray. after that's over i'm planning on taking a handful of cold pills and washing them down with CVS brand cough syrup, then laying in bed in a ( Read more... )

in my african american literature class, we're reading a book of short stories set in the south after the civil war. the main character is an old man, a former slave, who tells the white folk he works for all sorts of outlandish stories about magic spells and dead men's spirits haunting the plantation. when asked for comment on the haunting tale, ( Read more... )

if you know me well enough, you should know that i'm totally gaga for the whole beat generation, and that i wish more than anything that i could've been one of jack kerouac's sad little gone girls. so imagine my delight when i came upon a large bus parked at my school, a portable beat museum that's constanly "on the road." and imagine my chagrin ( Read more... )

1. fat girls should not wear mini skirts, end of discussion ( Read more... )

I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE!!!! not yet, this is all happening so fast! i hardly speak any urdu and this learn-on-your-own book isn't helping that much. three weeks is so long to be without drinkable tap water and a normal toilet. and i want another kiss goodbye.

my e-mail is: sl0wm0tionri0t@hotmail.com

...just letting you know.